A Funny Little Email

11 09 2008

I am not one that post emails or forwards often…but this one is great!  For all the dads out there…enjoy.  Mamas you will get a kick out of this as well!

 

Subject: RE: Only from a mom
 
 

A man came home from work and found his three children
 outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food
 
boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard.

 The door of his wife’s car was open, as was the front door to the 
house and there was no sign of the dog.
 Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had 
been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall.
 In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a Cartoon channel, and 
the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.

 In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled 
on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled 
on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile 
of sand was spread by the back door.
 He quickly headed up the stair s, stepping over toys and more piles 
of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, 
or that something serious had happened.

 He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the 
bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap 
and more toys strewn over the floor.
 Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared 
over the mirror and walls.
 As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in 
the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him,
smiled, and asked how his day went.

He looked at her bewildered and asked, ‘What happened here today?’

She again smiled and answered, ‘You know every day when you come 
home from work and you ask me what I do all day?’

 ‘Yes,’ was his incredulous reply.

 She an answered, ‘Well, today I didn’t do it.’

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